my job

i am a reality television editor. do you realize what this means?! among other things, it means that i spend all day deciding what is boring and what is significant and what is funny. you'd think this would make me an expert. it would if i weren't one already.

e.g., boring: insanity, significant: my own feelings, funny: people racking themselves on america's funniest home videos.

i have taken to editing my life.