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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

artistic pictures

my picture looks so poised. it kind of waters down everything i type. i need one that is more animated, but i don't have a digital camera. hint. hint. i would buy one, but i don't want a crappy one. and i can only afford a crappy one. since i just bought an expensive handbag.

it occurs to me every so often, like whenever i consider running for office, that there are so many naked pictures of me out there in the universe it's not even funny. i like being photographed in the nude. i don't think it's a sexual thing, i think it has to do with the fact that it's naughty. and not "naughty" in a sexual way, just, you know, rebellious. supposedly a lot of developing places won't even develop nude pictures. i like imagining the film developing workers and the conversation they will have about the pictures. kind of like the artist i read about a couple sundays ago in the times who buys clothes from walmart and then sews an exact replica by hand and then "returns" the handmade garment to walmart. she anticipates the moment when the person who buys it realizes it's handmade. if they ever realize it at all. i also like taking pictures of people sitting on the toilet. but, don't worry, only with their permission.

not that i am considering using a naked picture as my blog profile picture.


At 3:16 PM, Blogger sarahfisch said...


Oh my God, and you know how hincty I am w/r/t nudie stuff, but that would be so rad.

Have a great trip dude--xo

At 5:05 PM, Blogger chartreuse velour said...

"hincty"? does that mean "easiliy unheased"?

At 11:32 AM, Blogger sarahfisch said...

You know it, sister.


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