on the way home tonight

i overheard a guy yelling at a girl, not really yelling, but right up in her face and insistent, in a cockney accent, "you cannot," and the pauses are important, "live the rest of your fucking life," pause, "just fucking being," [i don't know how to punctuate two clauses uttered consecutively by the same person but still in separate quotations], "the way you're being." "you just caaahn't!"

i saw four luxury cars with chauffeurs in them waiting on 9th st btw 1st and 2nd.

what was the 3rd thing? oh yeah, have you ever found yourself in a conversation with someone and realized you're pretending that you haven't read their blog? the germans should come up with a word for that.