life these days

1. am i supposed to say, when i pick up my takeout, that my "fiance" ordered us some catfish? they don't care that i'm gettng married, and i think the word is kind of too formal for me, like white linen napkins at a barbecue. but isn't it a lie that my "boyfriend" ordered? there needs to be a different term. other than "boo", though.

2. i am not one of those people who thinks that everyone in america should speak english immediately necessarily. but if you wax eyebrows for a living, you absolutely should.

3. my life right now feels like i'll look back on it some day as "the best times".